I had forgotten about these

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/22/2015 at 12:18 • Filed to: None

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Now your eyes can burn too.

http://m.ebay.com/itm/Porsche-Ca…

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 12:23

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I don’t like this, but the orange over black is so much better than the orange over silver.

TheHondaBro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 12:23

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I actually don’t mind that.

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 12:23

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CP! When I went to get El Moose, they had one of these for $500 more, lolol NOPE!

El Rivinado > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 12:32

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn977W…

scoob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 12:35

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...dafuq

Wacko > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 12:59

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 13:07

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It’s not bad

Milky > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 13:17

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IIRC it actually has off road goodies underneath, I like it.

Saracen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 13:28

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At least you can get em with a V8 and a stick.

Stef Schrader > Milky 12/22/2015 at 13:42

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Yes.

Yes.

It is all that is winning and wonderful. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 14:03

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MY EYES ARE BURNING WITH JOY, GOOD SIR.

It really needs one of these on a trailer behind it, BTW:

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 12/22/2015 at 14:17

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Nah, go opposite.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Porsche-91…

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 14:47

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This guy is getting a headliner today.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 17:31

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It’s just hilarious to me that this was available from the factory. Clearly they felt the need to somehow dignify the existence of the Cayenne by taking it racing.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/22/2015 at 17:34

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 17:38

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Did this race exist before the car? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsybe…

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/22/2015 at 17:45

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Well, the race started in 2007, Porsche won the first three so they came out with the commemorative edition. So yes and no.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/22/2015 at 23:49

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9/10 would daily and give u finger as I roll by

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2015 at 03:38

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WOULD.

Stef Schrader > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 12/30/2015 at 03:39

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That’s what Porsche does, and that’s why Porsche rules.

Stef Schrader > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 12/30/2015 at 03:40

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This is a fact.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Stef Schrader 12/31/2015 at 18:54

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Well, I can't argue with that.